It was shocking enough that Karl Rove resigned as the top political adviser to President Bush before the end of the President's second term. But it was even more surprising that Rove subsequently accepted a position as a columnist for Newsweek.
What can we expect from the country's most sinister right-wing strategist when he begins sharing his political insights and personal feelings?
Luckily, we don't have to wait for the answer. This week I obtained the following notes for titles of future Karl Rove Newsweek columns, passed along by Newsweek editor Jon Meacham on the condition that I not reveal him as my source.
Oops.
Anyway, the list:
1. The Dennis Kucinich Juggernaut and What it Means for the Democrats
2. Obama Insults America, Found Naked in Coked-up Strip Club Tryst with Britney
3. Hillary's Nomination: Looking More Inevitable Every Day
4. Why It Is So Critical That Hillary Win the Democratic Nomination
5. What Does Revelation Tell Us About How the Democrats Will Run the Country?
6. My Friend George Bush: A Patriot Who Opposed the War
7. The Other Side of the Stall (In Defense of Larry Craig)
8. How I Know in My Heart the Clintons are Sociopaths
9. Now It Can Be Told: I am the Spawn of a Jackal Who Made Love to a Diseased Potato
10. Richard Nixon Was My Lover
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