1. President Bush never wanted to invade Iraq. He was forced into it by that paragon of indomitable political power, the Democratically-controlled Senate.
2. The Civil War was instigated by the North, to impose an industrialized economy on the South's happily slave-based agrarian one.
3. Watergate was invented by the liberal media as retaliation for the great success of Nixon's law and order presidency.
4. By campaigning to establish the League of Nations, President Woodrow Wilson caused the onset of World War II.
5. If Strom Thurmond had won on the segregationist Dixiecrat ticket, we wouldn't have had all of these problems we've had over the years.
6. America won the Vietnam War.
7. Putting a man on the moon was Richard Nixon's idea.
8. John F. Kennedy's presidency is mainly remembered for the doom and gloom of Kennedy's hopeless vision for America.
9. In the 1960's, joy and artistic creativity died a quiet death in America, especially at the failed "Woodstock" outdoor rock concert.
10. Slaves on southern plantations greatly appreciated their subjugated state, because it provided a roof over their heads and three meals a day.
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