Why Am I Following You On Twitter?

My friends here at HuffPost recently posted a list of 50 funny people to follow on Twitter, and hearing all the thank-yous and hey-what-about-mes that followed, I wondered why I follow 436 people.
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My friends here at HuffPost recently posted a list of 50 funny people to follow on Twitter, and hearing all the thank-yous and hey-what-about-mes that followed, I wondered about the 436 people I currently follow on Twitter, and why I follow them.

Since it is Follow Friday, after all, what better time than today to tell you?! If you go to my Twitter feed (@thecomicscomic), then you can see all 436 of the feeds I'm following. And here's why I'm following them:

1) You are funny. It's my job to know about funny people and write about them on The Comic's Comic, and you are one of them. Congratulations!

2) You followed me first, and you seemed nice enough, even though I'm not sure we've ever met, or will ever meet.

3) I may want to interview you at some point, and this will give me some good fodder for questions when that happens.

4) You are famous and likely to say things to everyone on Twitter that your publicist would never tell me and the media on your behalf, and there's something amusing and amazing about that.

5) I want to know more about you in real life, and this will help me seem like I know you should we ever meet, although I should remember not to say too much about your "Tweets" in the first 30 seconds after our introduction.

6) I have a crush on you. See #5.

7) You rejected my Facebook friend request, so this is the next best way to find out what you're doing. This may apply to a number of you, that number being greater than zero, and less than two. You know who you are?!

8) I hope to work with you someday.

9) We are colleagues, or were colleagues, and this is a much easier way for us to fill each other in on our lives than meeting in real-life like human beings.

10) You are my friend. I know you. You know me. Twitter is our way to have an ongoing conversation about life, work, and anything we care to share when we're not actually hanging out together. That's what Twitter is about, right?

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