I read the news today, oh boy!: "The actress behind horror icon Elvira has revealed she needed stitches after losing her virginity to Welsh crooner Tom Jones - because he was so well-endowed." Perhaps it's my feelings of male inadequacy, a sense of age-related propriety asserting itself or just the sheer horror upon reading further details, but I think there are some things I don't need to read over my morning bagel (or ever).
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