<![CDATA[Laura Bush: "If Those Women On [Desperate Housewives] Think They're Desperate, They Ought To Be With George"...]]>

1.0 link 20098 <![CDATA[Laura Bush: "If Those Women On [Desperate Housewives] Think They're Desperate, They Ought To Be With George"...]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/04/30/laura-bush-if-those-women_n_20098.html After grabbing the mike from her husband at the White House Correspondents Dinner, First Lady Laura Bush proceeded to deliver a monologue that was edgier than what the night's headliner, Cedric the Entertainer, would ultimately attempt. Mother-in-law jokes, Desperate Housewives references, tales of strip club debauchery, and a zinger about the time George gave a hand-job to a horse. Choice excerpts after the jump...

"I am married to the President of the United States and here is our typical evening. Nine...

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