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	<title><![CDATA[The Best Excuses For Calling In Sick]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/04/the-best-excuses-for-call_n_84809.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>Did you hear the one about the woman who couldn't go to work because her chickens' feet were frozen to the driveway? It's not a joke -- it's an actual excuse given to a boss.</p>

<p>Gone are the days when an employee called in sick and coughed a little to make the story believable. Today, workers give a variety of excuses when they stay home from the office. And they're doing it a lot.</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Living]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:45:00-04:00</date_published>
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