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	<title><![CDATA[Kile Wygle Gets DUI On Motorized Bar Stool]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/31/kile-wygle-gets-dui-on-mo_n_181264.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>NEWARK, Ohio &amp;mdash; Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.</p>

<p>Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2009-04-01T21:05:00-04:00</date_published>
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