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	<title><![CDATA[Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs Plan To Rebrand Failure As Success]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/10/morgan-stanley-goldman-sa_n_229454.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>I have wonderful news to report to everyone! Apparently I have woken up today in a parallel universe, where the sun is shining and the birds are singing and my coffee tastes like malted orgasm. There's something called a "Dylan Ratigan" on my teevee, asking shouty sports pundit Stephen A. Smith about auto bailouts, so it's not like EVERYTHING makes perfect sense, but here's the real good news! Apparently, the financial collapse in the derivatives market never happened! EVERYTHING OLD...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2009-07-10T13:01:00-04:00</date_published>
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