Meet Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old girlfriend and rumored-to-be business partner and St. Tropez cigarette-smoking and Gucci boutique shopping buddy.

Hailey will soon learn that she is an important celebrity (her mugshut made Us) and may find the wisdom to erect some privacy barriers between her and her legions of fans, but in the meantime let's take a look at her Facebook profile.

Hailey's favorite quotes include such hidden gems as "Everything happens...