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	<title><![CDATA[Cheney Shoots Guy]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/al-franken/cheney-shoots-guy_b_15543.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in Texas. Asked why he shot the man, the Vice President said, "Just to watch him die."</p>

<p>Seriously, it was an accident. There is nothing funny about the Vice President of the United States shooting a guy.</p>

<p>You know who's doing a "there but for the grace of God go I?" Scalia.</p>

<p>Bush is confused. He thinks Wittington is just fine. He thought he read a headline saying "Wittington Dodges Bullet."</p>

<p>Now, I imagine...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:46:00-04:00</date_published>
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