1.0 link 77554 <![CDATA[Attempting to Destroy CIA Tapes, Cheney Burns Down White House]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/attempting-to-destroy-cia_b_77554.html The White House, one of the most historic structures in the nation's capital, burnt to the ground today after Vice President Dick Cheney attempted to incinerate a cache of CIA interrogation tapes in his office.

According to White House aides, the blaze started shortly after twelve noon, minutes after Mr. Cheney slipped out of a cabinet meeting, saying that he had to "hit the head."

But rather than using the bathroom as he had stated, the vice president instead went to his...

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