1.0 link 71042 <![CDATA[Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-gives-musharraf-tips_b_71042.html In what he described as "an emergency mission to help a key ally in the war on terror," President George W. Bush flew to Islamabad today to give General Pervez Musharraf tips on how to eliminate democracy.

Mr. Bush said he scheduled the trip just hours after General Musharraf declared a state of emergency in Pakistan and suspended elections "because when it comes to eliminating democracy, I thought my friend Pervez could benefit from my experience."

Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force...

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