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	<title><![CDATA[Bush Reveals Tap Water as Prescription Drug Plan]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-reveals-tap-water-as_b_90750.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>On a day when millions Americans were reeling from <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/sex-hormones-mood-stabil_n_90714.html">the news that there were trace amounts of prescription drugs in their drinking water,</a> President George W. Bush made a stunning announcement at the White House.</p>

<p>"I am responsible for this," Mr. Bush told reporters. "This is my idea of a prescription drug plan."</p>

<p>Standing before a banner reading "Prescription Accomplished," the president said that he hoped providing Americans with free medications via their tap water would prove to be "the finest...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Politics]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:48:00-04:00</date_published>
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