1.0 link 69638 <![CDATA[Bush Seeks to Ban Marriage Between Fictitious Gay Characters]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-seeks-to-ban-marriag_b_69638.html Just days after Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that the popular professor character Albus Dumbledore was gay, President George W. Bush told the nation that he would seek a ban on fictitious gay weddings.

In a nationally televised address last night, Mr. Bush said that he devote the rest of his term in office to obtaining a constitutional amendment banning marriage between fictitious gay characters.

"In order to protect the sanctity of marriage in the real world, we must first protect...

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