1.0 link 94077 <![CDATA[Hillary Vows to Stay in Race 100 Years]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/hillary-vows-to-stay-in-r_b_94077.html Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stunned voters at a town hall meeting in Erie, Pennsylvania today by telling them that she was prepared to stay in the nomination fight for an additional century.

"How much longer will I stay in the race?" she responded to a voter's question. "Fifty years? How about one hundred years?"

When asked to clarify, Sen. Clinton replied, "I'll stay in this race for a thousand years. A million years. A billion years."

Sen. Clinton added that she was...

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