Dude, I am watchin this fuckin debate and playin the most outrageous fuckin drinkin game ever. Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fuckin excellent right? I am gonna be totally fuckin wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole. Actually, McCorpse gave me an awesome idea. I am totally suspending my marriage to Bristol until...