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	<title><![CDATA[Man Commits Suicide After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>HUDSON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report) -- A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." &acirc;€&uml;&acirc;€&uml;</p>

<p>Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live." &acirc;€&uml;&acirc;€&uml;</p>

<p>Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston's house remembered...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Comedy]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2009-07-14T10:33:00-04:00</date_published>
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