1.0 link 106055 <![CDATA[McCain Vows to Campaign in All Thirteen Colonies]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/mccain-vows-to-campaign-i_b_106055.html Republican presidential nominee John McCain officially kicked off his general election campaign today, promising to bring his race for the White House to "all thirteen colonies."

At a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if his Democratic opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, takes any of the thirteen colonies for granted, "he doth so at his peril."

Sen. McCain made his remarks in the Dominion of Virginia, which many McCain advisers concede will be a key colony in...

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