1.0 link 145986 <![CDATA[Obama Names Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston to 'Team of Rivals']]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/obama-names-angelina-joli_b_145986.html Continuing in his quest to assemble a so-called "team of rivals," President-elect Barack Obama today announced that he would name Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to key Cabinet positions.

The two actresses, who have been perennial tabloid fodder as a result of their longstanding feud over actor Brad Pitt, were surprise choices for Mr. Obama's Cabinet, since neither of them has been a government official or even portrayed one in a movie.

But in his weekly Internet address, the President-elect explained his...

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