1.0 link 220296 <![CDATA[Sanford's Penis Resigns From Republican Governors Association]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/sanfords-penis-resigns-fr_b_220296.html After acknowledging that it had been in Argentina for the past five days, the penis of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford retired from its post as head of the Republican Governors Association.

Facing the cameras for the first time, Gov. Sanford's penis said that it made the painful decision to resign from the RGA "for the sake of the Republican Party."

"There are times in a penis's life when you have to look yourself in the mirror and do what's right," the...

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