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	<title><![CDATA[The Key to Happiness]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/the-key-to-happiness_b_57611.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>On my list of things to do before I die, I've already done a lot. I've climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. I've climbed down Mt. Kilimanjaro. I've been slathered in bug-juice by a Zulu shaman. I've experienced the miracle of birth, both human (my children) and otter (on The Discovery Channel). But even as I experienced these things, a little voice in the back of my head was telling me that I was missing out on something deeper, something more rewarding. A...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:47:00-04:00</date_published>
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