So, with Oscar Weekend upon us, we thought we'd slice-and-dice some of the past year's most popular movie concepts. Here then are HuffPost's Favorite Movie Mashups of 2005 (props to HuffPost mashup meister Tom Spath).

Memoirs of a 40-Year-Old Virgin Geisha
A nine-year-old is trained as a geisha in pre-World War II Japan -- and then doesn't get asked out for three decades.

Transerella Man
A Depression-era pre-op transsexual dreams of becoming heavyweight...