First, congratulations. After eight months, our long Midwestern nightmare is over. What a photo finish! Three hundred and twelve votes out of almost three million cast. If anybody gives you a hard time, bring up Lyndon Johnson. In 1948, he won a U.S. Senate seat in Texas by 87 votes, under considerably more dubious circumstances than obtained in Minnesota. Thereafter he was known as Landslide Lyndon. Since this didn't hamper his career, you should call yourself...