As far as wives go, I definitely landed a good one. She's smart, pretty, loves the Red Sox, tolerates my Beavis-grade humor, and only gets mad at me when I really deserve it. But for the first time in our decade-plus relationship, I recently told her that something she was doing caused me to love her a little bit less. Unmoved, she shrugged her shoulders and continued watching The Hills.
For those unaware, The Hills is an unfathomably popular "reality" show...
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