Just read the transcript of Marilyn Monroe's last shrink session, wherein she describes how she stood naked in front of a full-length mirror and took stock of her 36-year-old body. Always ready for a challenge, I decided to drag out my full-length mirror to determine how my 43-year-old body stacks up against her slightly younger but far more celebrated one.
Marilyn Monroe: "My breasts are beginning to sag a bit."
Bill Diamond: My breasts appear in pretty good shape, though...
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