1. First rule of the bailout is you don't talk about the bailout.
2. You don't talk about why we need the bailout.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, he needs a bailout.
4. Only two guys to a bailout, unless it takes more to carry the money.
5. One bailout at a time, but we can always make exceptions for you.
6. They...