What follows is a piece I wrote in July of 2006, when my blog was in its anonymous infancy. I posted it briefly, circulating it mostly to friends and family, then removed it from the site. But with the release tomorrow of M. Night Shyamalan's latest unintentionally hilarious love letter to himself, The Happening, I figured it was time I truly went public with this little tale of my morning with Night.
FADE IN:
INT. LARGE OFFICE BUILDING CAFÉ
Light streams in through...
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