1.0 link 13066 <![CDATA[Why Is God Sending Grass Fires to Texas?]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-durang/why-is-god-sending-grass-_b_13066.html I've been trying to figure out why God has been sending all those horrible grass fires to Texas. At first I thought it was because God dislikes George W. Bush, and so is punishing Texas.

But then in fairness, I realized that God's time is different than man's time, and it may be that God is having a delayed reaction to the governorship of Ann Richards, which means the grass fires are the Democrats' fault.

Or maybe God doesn't like Molly Ivins...

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