I'd rather be stuck on JetBlue without snacks or toilet privileges than watch this year's Oscars. At least when you spend ten hours on the tarmac, waiting to go to Orlando, there's a chance you'll go to Orlando. As opposed to waiting four hours to see someone you don't know get an award you won't remember for a movie you didn't see. (Oh, but what will Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu be wearing?)
Four precious hours of the only life God gave you....
]]>