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	<title><![CDATA[Department of Homeland Profanity]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cliff-schecter/department-of-homeland-pr_b_18674.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>Can someone tell me if the mission of President Bush's Department of Homeland Security is to A) protect us B) ignore threats C) get jiggy with our kids? Because I'm having a reasonably hard time figuring it out. From what I can glean from recent events, if you're a potential terrorist carrying bomb-making materials into a U.S. airport you can feel reasonably safe you'll remain unmolested by members of the DHS. If you're a 14-year-old girl -- not so much.</p>

<p>I...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Politics]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:46:00-04:00</date_published>
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