Does anyone know what the Guinness Book's record is for fluorescent orange anti-war bannering on a footbridge above eight lanes of moving traffic? What is the record number of "honks for peace" in an hour? If peace with Iraq and Iran has not been achieved by September, will the record honks we received today be broken when "Bomb, bomb Iran" crooner John McCain accepts his party's presidential nomination a couple miles down the road?

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