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	<title><![CDATA[How Fox News Would Have Covered World History]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-kronke/how-fox-news-would-have-c_b_214285.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, Fox News Channel has been on the air since launching on Oct. 7, 1996, with the declared intention of destroying Bill Clinton and dragging his corpse through the streets of Washington. I say "sadly," not because it's a pity the cable-news network exists (get your mind out of the gutter, you dirty hippies!), but because I believe that deprives so many historical events that truly could have benefited from the kind of incisive perspective that Fox is celebrated for...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Comedy]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2009-07-12T05:12:00-04:00</date_published>
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