"Bush Tells Congress To "Get Off Their Vacation" Right Before Crawford Trip."
He also tells them to stop mispronouncing "nucular".

"Kerry: McCain's People Approached Me About Considering Him As VP."
Well, now we know McCain's senile, Kerry's not even running.

"White House Blames Matthew Dowd's Criticism Of Bush On "Personal Hardship."
Yes, the personal hardship of living under the Bush administration.

"Gonzales Trains...