The L.A. Times reports that while 8-Domicile was chillin' in one of his Cindy's mansions, listening to the brouhaha over him not remembering how many houses he owned, John McCain got an itch. An itch for a large cappuccino from Starbucks.

So what did he do? What people with eight houses and gobs of money and pay over $270,000 a year for 'domestic help' do when they want a coffee. He took...