Welcome to the aftermath of Michael Jackson's death. Take your shoes off. Stay awhile.

The sudden passing last week of the King of Pop, and the death of Charlie's Angels alum/artist Farrah Fawcett, have brought out the news cameras and spawned a smorgasbord of big bold headlines. So, now that the red carpet has been rolled out for the biggest media blitz of the year, what have we really learned?

•That Jackson left an indelible...