Let me tell you about Cloverfield. For one, the camera shakes the whole time, which is, as you know, punishing to anyone who rents the damn thing. Made me sick. It literally made me sick and I had to turn it off for a bit so that I could... escape. The plot... let me get this straight: A bunch of monsters attack New York City. That part I like. That part I love. The liberal capital of the...