1.0 link 28894 <![CDATA[30 AMAZING THINGS ABOUT AMERICA ONCE IT BECOMES PART OF THE NEW CALIPHATE!]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-gutfeld/30-amazing-things-about-a_b_28894.html More available parking in the jewelry district

Hustler goes "all-ankle"

Zoos closed because chimps not adhering to laws of modesty

Finally decent halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl (beheadings)

The Fahrenheit 9/11 ride at Universal Studios.

City building inspectors greenlight all column work.

Osama FINALLY dethrones Madison for most popular new kids name.

'Virgin' Pina Coladas mean free rein at the cocktail waitress.

Winner of "America's Next Top Model" gets...

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