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	<title><![CDATA[STOP SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP!]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-gutfeld/stop-sitting-on-santas-la_b_12361.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>hey everyone!!! My niece wrote this for her school. i thought it was really interesting and would make a nice post on the huffpo! She's only nine years old, and I think we should all be proud of her! </p>

<p>SANTA SUCKS!!!</p>

<p>Last weekend I did something horrible. Something I shouldn't have done.</p>

<p>I sat on Santa's lap.</p>

<p>To be fair, I was tricked into it. My parents said that if I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, I would get it. And...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:46:00-04:00</date_published>
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