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	<title><![CDATA[The Top Six Reasons Sarcasmo the Talking Toaster Wants to Buy a Kindle]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jacob-dickerman/the-top-six-reasons-sarca_b_73910.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>The Kindle is Amazon's amazing new ebook reader. Our technology correspondent, Sarcasmo the Talking Toaster, is just dying to get one in his hands. He sent in his reasons from one of your kitchens!</p>

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<p>6. Convenience.</p>

<p>Sarcasmo is amazed at how light and small Amazon's device is. Sarcasmo may be wrong on this though, as most of Sarcasmo's books are 10 feet tall, in the shape of five pointed stars, and covered in satanic verse, which happens...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2008-03-28T02:47:00-04:00</date_published>
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