Or so says the Global Electoral College, an online poll by the London-based Economist, the newsweekly whose U.S. edition's growth seems to run counter to American media's tactical penchant for shorter and more "utilitarian." Alas, it exhibits no signs of turning to "charticles," celebrity coverage, or holograms showcasing its reporters. How quaint; seeking profits without pandering.

Given the negative American image in many parts, it's no great surprise...