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	<title><![CDATA[This Week in Cheating: Madoff Sentenced]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-kreisler/this-week-in-cheating-mad_b_222321.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>For running a massive Ponzi scheme, Bernie Madoff got 150 years in prison, though he told investors it was 175 years... and they each told two investors it was 190 years... and so on and so on and so on...</p>

<p>Are we sure <em>he's</em> really going to prison? The man stole $60 billion... <em>are you telling me he can't afford a clone? </em></p>

<p>At least he kept his pleas for mercy sane. When the CEO of Brocade Communications was sentenced for a...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Comedy]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2009-07-30T05:12:00-04:00</date_published>
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