When my best friend Julie Futrovsky called me to tell me she had three
dates in one week, I naturally told her how happy I was for her. Then
I immediately swapped the cashmere scarf I bought for her birthday for
wool socks. Julie has had nine dates in three weeks. The wench wasn't
getting cashmere.
"You have to do it! You have to internet date!" She screamed to me
over the phone.
"I'm way too cool to be online, Julie." I replied. "Besides, you...
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