Mother's day is just around the corner, and if you want to still be on speaking terms with the woman who gave up her youth, figure, and probably most of her goals for you, you should get going on that trip to the card aisle of your local convenience store and a "spring blooms" bouquet from whichever flower service pops up first in the sidebar of your favorite news/e-mail/watching-Lindsay-Lohan-slowly-disintegrate website.
But whoever said that gift giving has to be about...
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