You might say Fox News' Megyn Kelly is the perfect hybridization of everything the network most values in its employees.

She's suitably blond, beautiful, and bimboish, but her personality is about what you'd get if you gave Ted Nugent meth and rabies and then stitched a holiday shopping bag full of peanut brittle and squirrels to his genitals.

If you haven't seen Kelly's positively apoplectic pre-election interview with Obama spokesman Bill Burton, you owe it...