After watching Sarah Palin's performance on Katie Couric, as well as her rote responses to questions at the debates last night, it occurred to me that if this clearly unqualified woman, with limited intellect, can run for the Vice Presidency then certainly I can do anything I want.
So, I've decided to run for Pope. Who cares if I'm an unobservant Jew who knows nothing about Catholicism, I think I'd look really good with those big funny hats and I...
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