1.0 link 60360 <![CDATA[How to Interview a Celebrity]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ken-levine/how-to-interview-a-celebr_b_60360.html As a public service to any toadie journalist assigned to do an inane starlet profile, here is the style sheet YOU MUST FOLLOW!!!

Whether it's for the L.A. Times, Entertainment Weekly, Parade, or Mercenary Life, there is a specific protocol you are advised to follow to the letter. So please take note:

The interview must be a lunch date at a chic café, clearly identified.

The celebrity will arrive late. You must report how late and what her excuse was. And you must...

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