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	<title><![CDATA[I'm Still Not Swimsuit-Ready. I Blame "Jaws"]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kimberly-krautter/im-still-not-swimsuit-rea_b_221583.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>I never go to the beach. What's the point? I'm not going to get in the water. No way. I know what's in there. Personally, I prefer to <em>eat</em> the buffet, not to <em>be</em> the buffet.</p>

<p>Yes, I admit it. I have the world's most ridiculous shark-phobia. In 1975, I was 10 years old when my parents took my then 7-year old brother and me to see "Jaws." Now before you gasp in horror and proclaim my parents wholly unfit, in...</p>]]></abstract>
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	<date_published>2009-11-13T14:53:00-05:00</date_published>
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