Okay. Awkward moment yesterday. Somebody at an event asked you if you'd ever called your wife a c*nt, as it's reported you did in Cliff Schecter's book The Real McCain. There's video of your sputtering non-denial making it's way all over YouTube.

I am here to help.

This could get ugly for you but before I lay out my strategy there's a problem of language in discussing this story. The press doesn't have any idea how to even talk...