Modern-day technology has led to a slew of special 21st-century disorders, the likes of which have never before seen. Wii Elbow, Blackberry thumb, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, and Laptop Neck strike men and women in the prime of their lives, leaving us physically crippled and emotionally distraught as we find ourselves actually (gasp!) picking up the phone to call someone rather than texting them.

A few months ago, I...