Lindsey Graham was on Meet the Press Sunday morning. Somebody grab the smelling salts--he's near-swooning with disappointment. You'd have thought he'd lost his last, best role model for Honest Change in Government. Barack Obama has opted out of "public funding" and po' Lindsey is simply mortified. "It's pitiful...pitiful!" he declared. "It's sad." Oh, Lawd.

To save his soul, Graham jes' could not lay on the self-righteous moralizing molasses thick enough: Oh,...